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A person who looks good from afar but has a face that looks like it was hit by a truck, a raccoon, and a pizza all at once.
She looked like a goddess from the hallway, but when I saw her face, I wanted to cry.
He looked like a movie star from the bus, but up close he looked like he’d been living in a dumpster.
I asked her out, and when I saw her face, I ran back to my seat like a coward.