gaditano
A Cádiz person who thinks singing, dancing, and making a fool of themselves is the only way to live. They work only when they’re too drunk to do anything else.
I danced on a table. My coworkers clapped. My boss said I was fired. I said I was a star.
I sang in the shower. My neighbors called the cops. I said I was a rock star.
I wore a fish costume to the grocery store. The fish was annoyed.