gaditano
A Cádiz person who lives for parties, sings like they’re dying, and thinks wearing a hat made of socks is a fashion statement. They work only when forced, and even then, they do it wrong.
I showed up to work in a tutu. My coworkers cried. I cried. It was worth it.
I sang a song about my cat. My cat left me.
I wore a banana costume to the office. My boss said I was weird. I said I was a genius.