GADIAN
Gadian is the best friend you never knew you needed he’s like a superhero but with better jokes and worse fashion sense and if you ever need someone to laugh at your dumbest moments he’s the one you call
Gadian DM’d me: 'You’re the best. Now stop crying and eat a taco.'
He called me at 3 a. m. just to laugh at my bad haircut.
When I got dumped, he showed up with a taco and a very bad joke.