gadgetated
A toy that people think is useful, but it's just a fancy way to make your life more complicated and expensive.
'That thing cost me $100 and it does nothing but blink at me.'
'I bought it to be productive, but now I'm just distracted by its fancy lights.'
'It's a gadget, not a miracle, and I'm not paying $50 for it to sit on my desk and laugh at me.'