Gadget Selfie
you’re holding the camera like it’s the last piece of pizza and your arm is stretched up like you’re trying to grab the sky while your face is sticking out like a fartsack and your other arm is flung back like you just got run over by a bus.
My face looked like it was in a blender.
I stretched my arm so far it looked like it was gonna fall off.
My other arm was flung back like it had a death wish.