Gadgeotage
When people talk about gadgets like they're the only thing that's real and everything else is garbage.
He got a smart fridge and now he thinks he's the king of the kitchen. I’m still eating cereal out of a bowl.
My sister talks about her smartwatch like it's the best thing ever. I’m still using a watch that doesn’t scream at me.
He bought a smart mirror and now he thinks he’s a wizard. I’m still using a mirror that doesn’t talk back.