Gadgeotage
When people get so excited about gadgets that they forget how to breathe and just talk about them nonstop.
My friend talks about his new smartwatch like it's the only thing in the world. I'm still trying to breathe.
She bought a smart fridge and now she's talking about it like it's a love story. I'm still eating out of a bowl.
He got a new robot and now he's talking about it like it's the best thing since bread. I'm still using a toaster.