gadgemetronical fiend - A human who thinks every gadget is a god and will pray to it

A human who thinks every gadget is a god and will pray to it when it breaks.

I prayed to my printer when it jammed. It didn’t help.

I sacrificed my last snack to my smart fridge. It still judged me.

I cried to my smartwatch when it stopped counting my steps. It didn’t care.