gadgaholic
Gadgaholism is like being married to your phone. It messes up your life, your wallet, and your sanity. You’re more attached to your gadgets than your grandma.
I got a new smartwatch. Now my heart is racing from the notifications, not the love.
I bought a new tablet. My brain is now a tablet. I’m updating every day.
My phone has more friends than I do. It’s got my soul on lock.