Gaddis
A total writing god. This person can write so good, it makes Shakespeare blush and makes everyone else look like they’re reading a grocery list.
My English teacher said I’m the new Gaddis. I wrote a poem about pizza and got an A+
The book club thinks I’m the Gaddis reincarnated. I just wrote a 20-page story about a toilet.
My brother’s a Gaddis. He wrote a whole book and got it published. I just wrote a sentence and got it deleted.