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That weird Indian dude who stares at you like he's trying to figure out your soul and then says something weird that makes you want to die.
He asked me if I was married. I said no. He said, 'You're missing out.' I'm still trying to figure out why.
He told me he saw my future and it involves a lot of tacos and regret.
He said I had 'the eyes of a prince.' I'm not a prince. I have a $5 haircut and a job at a gas station.