GACOU
It starts in your brain and makes you feel stupid. If you don't get rid of it, it might spread to your heart and turn into love.
Text: 'I got GACOU in math class. Now I can't solve equations.'
Post: 'My crush has GACOU for me. I'm terrified.'
DM: 'Don't get GACOU. It's worse than a bad hair day.'