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The man. The myth. The legend. He’s the king, but he also has feelings. He doesn’t care about your religion, but he will definitely care if you forget his birthday.
He said he was a peaceful man, but then he kicked my brother out of the house for wearing socks with sandals.
He told me he was a god, but then he cried when I didn’t bring him cake.
He said he didn’t care about religion, but then he cursed my math teacher.