Gacktese
Gackt is a jrock singer who speaks English like a drunk man who just got hit by a bus. His English is so bad it got its own name: Gacktese. It’s like listening to a toddler scream at a math test.
I tried to learn English from Gackt. Now I speak like a confused goat.
He said 'I’m the king of the universe' like he just failed a spelling bee.
His English is so bad it makes my dog cry.