gacktard
A JRock fan who thinks English is a language made of exclamation marks and '1's, and somehow manages to write like a confused toddler on a sugar high.
"I LOVE GACKT 1!", Posted on a forum at 3 AM
He texted me: "GACKT 1!!!" and then hung up.
His English is like a broken translator: "Gackt 1 is my 1!"