Gacksmith - A Gacksmith is a person who would rather break their finger

A Gacksmith is a person who would rather break their finger than use a bottle opener. They use pens, lighters, and anything else they can find.

I broke my finger trying to open a beer with a pen. I’m a Gacksmith.

I used my pen to open a beer. I’m a Gacksmith.

I opened a beer with a pen. I’m a Gacksmith.