gackaddict
someone who’s so high on meth they think they’re a superhero. they’re like a gackaholic but with a cape and a bad life.
my friend is a gackaddict. he told me he’s gonna fight the devil at the mall. i said ‘you’re already fighting the devil, you’re in the mall at 2 a. m.’
the barista called me a gackaddict. she said i’m ‘the kind of person who would drink coffee out of a trash can.’
my brother is a gackaddict. he told me he’s gonna run for president. i said ‘you’re gonna win by 1 vote and then get arrested.’