my neighbor is a gackaddict. she told me she’s gonna live to be 100. i said ‘you’re gonna be 100 and still be high.’

the kid in my class is a gackaddict. he eats pills and draws monsters on the walls. his teacher says he’s ‘the worst kind of weird.’

my mom called me a gackaddict. she said i’m ‘the kind of person who would eat a whole box of cereal for breakfast and still be tired.’