Gacer
The shortest kid in the school who’s so cool he could make a superhero jealous. He’s from Egypt and has a hair cut so good it could be a fashion trend.
He showed up in my lunch and said, 'You’re not cool enough to eat with me.'
He sat next to me and the whole class started whispering about him.
He told my mom he was my boyfriend. She said, 'Okay, but only if he brings me snacks.'