Gacer
The kid who’s so cool he could freeze time. He’s from Egypt and has a haircut so amazing it could make a barber quit.
He texted me and said, 'Don’t talk to me. I’m too cool for you.'
He walked into the room and all the girls screamed like they were in a horror movie.
He asked me for a pencil and I said, 'No. You’re not cool enough to borrow from me.'