Gacd - It's like fetch, but you're doing it for a guy who smells li

It's like fetch, but you're doing it for a guy who smells like old socks and thinks he's the king of the world.

My dog does Gacd for my brother every time he yells at the TV.

I did Gacd for my dad because he said he'd give me a dollar if I did it right.

My cat does Gacd for my mom every morning because she feeds it breakfast.