Gacd
It’s like fetch, but it’s for someone who doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘fetch’ and still thinks they’re doing it right.
I did Gacd for my brother because he thought he was doing fetch and called me a f***ing idiot.
My dog did Gacd for my mom because she said she was doing fetch and it was the worst.
I did Gacd for my friend because he called it fetch and it was the dumbest thing I ever heard.