gabzug
a god-tier abzug. you're not just good. you're the best. no one else even comes close. not even your mom.
Gabzug is like a god. I'm just a regular person who can't even do laundry properly.
My brother thinks he's abzug. But I'm gabzug. That makes me the real deal.
Gabzug doesn't just eat pizza. He eats pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. And still wins.