Gabz
Also called gaboza, gabolala, or gayed. Basically the f***ing sound a goat makes when it’s confused and you're also confused.
My friend called me a 'gabolala' because I forgot my pants. That was f***ing embarrassing.
Gabz is like a goat, but with more f***ing drama and way less grass.
I said 'gaboza' to my teacher and got sent to the f***ing office.