gabycham
A person so unlucky and annoying that even the toilet clogs just to make them feel worse. They are the reason your day went from bad to hell.
My teacher is a gabycham. She tried to explain algebra and I got a headache.
My dad is a gabycham. He tried to fix the TV and now it's playing static and he won't stop talking about it.
My little sister is a gabycham. She tried to draw a unicorn and it looked like a sad potato.