gabycham
A person so bad that even their coffee is insulted. Everyone just wants them to vanish and never come back.
My brother’s friend is a gabycham. He tried to play guitar and it sounded like a cat with a chainsaw.
My uncle is a gabycham. He tried to tell a joke and no one laughed. Not even the dog.
My dog’s best friend is a gabycham. It tried to run a race and ended up walking in circles.