Gabswag
a girl who thinks bracelets are the only thing that keeps her from dying, wears flannels like they're a badge of honor, wears beanies because she's too lazy to find a hat, has glasses that make her look like she just came from a library, hates justin bieber more than she hates her math teacher, drinks tea so much she's probably made it into the tea hall of fame, makes british vlogs that are longer than her patience, and owns street signs like they're her soul
'I just saw a glee character. I'm now going to start singing. I don't care if I'm in a coffee shop.'
Text: 'Why are you eating pizza? Tea is the only real food.'
Vlog outro: 'That's all, folks. I'll be here tomorrow, probably drinking tea and talking about my family.'