G.A.B.S.
G. A. B. S. means the minimum level of hotness a woman has to have before a guy will even look at her. If she’s not at least decent, he’ll just walk away and think about his pizza.
Bro, that girl was wearing pajamas. No way she meets G. A. B. S.
I saw her at the gas station. She didn’t even blink. Not even close to G. A. B. S.
He texted me, 'She looks like she just got out of jail.' I said, 'That’s not G. A. B. S.'