G.A.B.S.
G. A. B. S. is the line that separates 'I’ll take it' from 'I’ll pass.' If a woman is on the 'I’ll take it' side, she gets the guy. If she’s on the 'I’ll pass' side, she gets ignored and maybe a comment about her outfit.
She had on a shirt that said 'I love my mom.' He said, 'That’s G. A. B. S.' I said, 'You’re a weirdo.'
He said, 'That’s not G. A. B. S.' I said, 'Then why are you still here?'
She came in with a dog. He said, 'That’s not G. A. B. S.' I said, 'You’re a weirdo.'