Gabs it
A gabs-it is those pleated pants from the 60s. They looked fancy but were just fabric and a break at the cuff. A real fashion disaster.
My uncle wore his gabs-it pants to a funeral and got side-eyed by the priest.
My grandma’s gabs-it slacks were so tight, they looked like a sausage casing.
He wore his gabs-it pants to a BBQ and got called ‘the pleated legend’.