Gabriy’el
Gabriy’el is the kind of girl who’ll make you laugh until you cry. But if you get on her bad side, she’ll make you cry until you laugh. She’s got the beauty and the brains to back it up, and she knows it.
I told her a joke. She laughed so hard she fell off the couch. Then she cussed me out for making her spill her soda.
She said I was the best friend she ever had. Then I made fun of her pet turtle again. She cussed me out for 10 minutes straight.
She’s got the looks and the attitude. I’m just stuck with her.