gabriella black
A Gabriella Black is the best friend you’ll ever have. She’s from the south, lives on a farm, and will never marry her cousin. She’s not gay, and if she was, she’d make you her boyfriend and then call you a idiot.
'I live on a farm, and I don’t marry my cousin’s. That’s just a rule.'
'I’m not gay, I just like you more than I like men. And that’s a fact.'
'If I don’t know the answer, I’ll lie and say I did.'