gabriel sabitini
The slunt slune. Drunk on manjuice. Has a bunch of Derek slunts living in his house. His wife Jan beats him every day and he's called king of the mongos. He doesn't know what's happening.
Gabriel just tried to hug a wall and called it Derek
Jan kicked Gabriel out of the house for eating the last donut
Gabriel's so drunk he thinks his cat is a slunt and started talking to it