GABRIEL PETRANGELI
Gabriel Petrangeli is a guy who looks like he’s been living under a bridge for 20 years. He’s got legs like a chicken and a body that’s seen better days. His mom is so hot, she could make a monk blow his stack.
He looks like he just escaped from a garbage can and forgot to wash his face.
His mom is so hot, my uncle tried to seduce her in a DM.
He’s the reason why the school made a rule about no chicken legs in the gym.