Gabriel Martinelli
The best player in the world. Plays for Arsenal and Brazil. Some say he's the devil. Others think he's the son of Pele and Ronaldo. And his cock is so big, it could destroy the entire planet.
Gabriel Martinelli is the devil. I saw him in a dream. I woke up with a boner and a fear of death.
My dad said Gabriel Martinelli is the son of Pele and Ronaldo. I said, 'Dad, he's the son of the devil.'
Gabriel Martinelli's cock is so big, my dog ran away and never came back.