Gabriel Martinelli
A god on the pitch. Plays for Arsenal and Brazil. Some people say he's Jesus. Others think he's the son of Pele and Ronaldo. And his cock is so big, it could beat the whole world.
Gabriel Martinelli is Jesus. I saw him on the pitch. I fell to my knees and cried.
Gabriel Martinelli's cock is so big, my mom cried when she saw it.
My friend says Gabriel Martinelli is the son of Pele and Ronaldo. I say he's the son of God.