Gabriel Lal
Gabriel Lal is the guy who laughs at your jokes, but he'll also make you cry when he takes your lunch money. He's quiet when he's thinking of a way to embarrass you, and he'll tell you his secrets if you're cool enough.
He laughed at my joke, then took my lunch money and left me with a sandwich that was already eaten.
He was quiet for five minutes before he told my teacher I was going to fail math.
He told me his biggest secret was that he cried when he saw a puppy.