Gabriel Ladas
Gabriel Ladas is a weak Greek kid who thinks he's cool. He's a total waste of space and a real pain in the ass. You could hit him with a meteor and he'd still complain.
Gabriel Ladas is so weak, he cries when I sneeze.
This kid is so annoying, I could die from listening to him all day.
I once saw him run from a chicken. That's not a man, that's a baby.