Gabriel Jowell Rolon
Gabriel Jowell Rolon has a face that could scare a ghost. He wears basketball pants like they’re a fashion statement and thinks his Champion shirt is the best thing since sliced bread.
Gabriel: 'I dress like a king, and I rule my own kingdom of dumbness.'
Gabriel: 'If I wore anything else, I’d look like a total failure.'
Gabriel: 'My Champion shirt is so cool, it could make a superhero jealous.'