Gabriel Jesús Iglesias: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release
A kid so loud, the jail had to give him a medal for being annoying.
He screamed so loud during lunch that the soup turned into a sludge.
He sang show tunes at 3 a. m. and woke up the whole jail.
He told the judge, 'I'm not going back until you all clap for me.'