Gabriel Issac Cooperman
A human-shaped disaster who only lives to play games and eat chips. He thinks he’s a god, but he’s just a fat man who screams at his cat when it doesn’t do what he wants.
Gabriel screamed at his cat for 20 minutes because it wouldn’t sit on his head.
He tried to fight his cat with a controller. It won.
He ate a whole bag of chips in one sitting and then cried because he couldn’t breathe.