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Gabriel Inglesias Are M. Bison is when you’re so fat you think you’re a video game boss and everyone else is just a side effect.

I’m not just fat. I’m M. Bison. You’re just the side effect I didn’t notice.

I’m the main boss. You’re just the side effect of my snack obsession.

I’m the king of the game. You’re just the side effect of my laziness.