Gabriel elmkvist
a dude who has a penis that's just meh and spends way too much cash on Fortnite while cussing at FIFA like it personally wronged him
"FIFA is the worst game ever. I'm gonna beat it with V-Bucks.", Gabriel, after buying a legendary skin"
"I spent $50 on a skin. It's the best decision I ever made.", Gabriel, 10 seconds later"
"FIFA is like my nemesis. Fortnite is my best friend.", Gabriel, during a gaming session"