Gabriel DeMeneval - A Gabriel DeMeneval is a kid who thinks they're cool because

A Gabriel DeMeneval is a kid who thinks they're cool because they’re on every team, but they only know three players and hope no one asks.

I’m on the best team in the world. I only know three players. I hope no one asks me who they are.

I joined every team. I only know three players. I hope they don’t find out.

I’m on three teams. I only know three players. I hope they don’t come to my house.