Gabriel Camacho
He's a total legend. Everyone loves him. He's hilarious, good-looking, and has the brain of a superhero. He has a hot girlfriend who puts up with his dumb stuff. He’s the best and you're lucky to know him.
Gabriel walks in and says, 'I’m the best.' Everyone agrees.
Gabriel’s girlfriend texts him: 'I love you.' He texts back: 'I’m the best.'
Gabriel says, 'I’m the best. You’re not.'