He's a good guy. He asks a lot of questions. He doesn't act like he knows everything. He's smart, tall, dark, and handsome. He loves chasing excitement and making women swoon. He's simple and to the point. Unless he likes you. Then he's the best friend you'll ever have. Mess with him and you'll get the worst beatdown. You'll find him sitting under a tree or hiding in the woods. He's simple, grounded, and got German blood in him.