Gabriel Ballard
A poser who thinks he’s the king of style because he wears bucket hats and knows words that make people go 'what?' People mock him and call him gayballs because he’s too pretty and too dumb all at once.
Text: 'Gayballs tried to explain philosophy. I fell asleep.'
Tweet: 'He wore a bucket hat to my wedding. The best man cried.'
DM: 'You’re like a bucket hat in a fancy store. Overpriced and overrated.'