Gabriel Ballard
A guy who dresses like he’s been blessed by the fashion gods and speaks like he’s read the entire Bible backwards. People laugh at him and call him gayballs because he’s too smooth for his own good.
Tweet: 'Gayballs just explained quantum physics in a DM. I’m confused and impressed.'
Text: 'He wore a bucket hat to my birthday. It was a gift.'
DM: 'You’re like a bucket hat in a hurricane. Unstoppable.'