Gabriel Ballard
A fancy-dressed tool who wears bucket hats like they're going out of style and talks like he's got a dictionary in his pants. People call him gayballs because he's too pretty for his own good.
DM: 'You’re like a bucket hat on a Sunday. Classy.'
Tweet: 'Gayballs just walked in. The whole room stopped breathing.'
Text: 'He wore a bucket hat to my funeral. I’m gonna haunt him.'